By Droggmur Shadowfoot, Foreign and Weather Reporter at AncientNews.com
Ah, the weather. As usual, it seems to have a mind of its own. Let’s see what Trollheim has in store for us this week, though I don’t expect anything to be worth celebrating, considering how unbearable sunshine is.
Monday, April 21:
- Forecast: Light rain, overcast skies
- Opinion: Tolerable, if you’re the kind of troll who doesn’t mind a bit of mist to cool the spirit. Not perfect, but at least the sun won’t ruin everything. A decent day to enjoy the clouds and avoid that evil glowing orb.
- Highs: 7°C
- Lows: 3°C
Tuesday, April 22:
- Forecast: Thunderstorms
- Opinion: Now, this is more like it. The storm will be roaring, cracking the skies in a beautiful symphony of chaos. Perfect weather for trolls who enjoy a bit of destruction. Be sure to stay inside—unless you’re a proper troll who enjoys being rained on while the wind howls.
- Highs: 6°C
- Lows: 4°C
Wednesday, April 23:
- Forecast: Cloudy with brief periods of light rain
- Opinion: Another mediocre day, with clouds hanging like a thick veil. Light rain will make things slightly uncomfortable, but we manage. It’s bearable. At least it’s not sunny, so I suppose we’ll get by.
- Highs: 8°C
- Lows: 3°C
Thursday, April 24:
- Forecast: Overcast, no precipitation
- Opinion: Could be worse. Still, it feels like something is missing. The sun has decided to peek through the clouds occasionally, but luckily not enough to destroy the ambiance. Just a dull, miserable grey sky—the kind of weather that reminds us of better times.
- Highs: 9°C
- Lows: 5°C
Friday, April 25:
- Forecast: Heavy rain and wind
- Opinion: Now, this is the kind of day worth celebrating. Let the rain pour down and the wind howl. It will be wet, wild, and totally destructive. A real test of resilience for the trolls among us. Don’t forget your cloak, as the rain will hit like a million tiny daggers.
- Highs: 7°C
- Lows: 4°C
Saturday, April 26:
- Forecast: Showers with thunderstorms
- Opinion: Excellent. A thunderstorm to keep our spirits alive. The heavens will shake with lightning, and the rain will come down in torrents. Embrace the chaos. Forget about whatever “plans” you might have had—this is the weather of true trolls.
- Highs: 6°C
- Lows: 3°C
Sunday, April 27:
- Forecast: Partly cloudy, brief periods of sunshine
- Opinion: The absolute worst. Sunshine will try to peek through, but we’ll make do. The clouds will win, as they always do. For now, we’ll tolerate the occasional sunbeam, even though it’s a reminder of what we truly hate.
- Highs: 8°C
- Lows: 5°C
Summary:
This week will be full of rain, wind, and thunderstorms, so at least we won’t have to deal with any sunlight too often. The stormy days are a blessing, and the few moments of sunshine will only remind us how much better it would be if the sun would just go away forever.
Stay strong, fellow trolls. Remember: rain is the only natural state.
- Troll #1: “Oh, look, the sun is back to ruin everything. Great.”
- Troll #2: “At least the mud is still here to comfort us.”
- Troll #3: “Lightning strikes? Yes, please. That’s the kind of attention we deserve.”
- Troll #4: “The sun thinks it can shine? Not on my watch. It’s cloud time.”
- Troll #5: “Umbrella? More like a shield from the sun’s ridiculous optimism.”
- Troll #6: “If the clouds part and the sun comes out, I’ll take this umbrella and use it as a weapon.”
- Troll #7: “We’re not even grumpy. We’re just practicing our natural state of existence.”
- Troll #8: “Could someone just tell the sun that its presence here is highly offensive?”
Speaking of unusual weather and mythical creatures, you might enjoy reading about Trolls, intriguing beings from Scandinavian folklore known for their aversion to sunlight. If thunderstorms fascinate you, consider diving into the fascinating details of Thunderstorms, where you can discover how these impressive natural phenomena form. Additionally, for those who appreciate cloudy weather, you might want to explore what’s behind Cloud formation, a captivating process offering great insight into the weather that trolls seem to prefer.
