By Grobak Goldfang, Finance and Stock Market Reporter at AncientNews.com – Stock market crash 2025 Well, well, well, fellow trolls and troglodytes, gather ’round the flickering flames of your cavernous abodes, for I’ve got tales of financial folly that’ll make your warty toes curl with glee. Let’s dive into the latest escapades from the world […]
Brumle Brattnakk – Business Troll Extraordinaire In the dimly lit caves of commerce, where only the bravest trolls dare to tread, a new era of shiny trinkets and curious contraptions emerges. Gather ’round, fellow trolls, as we delve into the latest human follies and the treasures they present. AI: The Human Attempt at Troll Wisdom […]
By Trendy-Toe, Fashion & Human Culture Reporter at AncientNews.com Disclaimer: The following article contains human fashion trends that may cause severe eye-rolling, uncontrollable scoffing, and the occasional snort among troll readers. Proceed with caution. Pleated Skirts: Humans Rediscover the Accordion In a groundbreaking move, humans have decided that ironing is overrated. Enter the pleated skirt—a […]
Daylight entering troll caves has caused panic. Leaders demand bigger caves, sun shields, and awareness efforts. Trolls unite to protect their night lives from sunlight threats.
Grogmar the Goblin’s surprise nap in Trollheim disrupted traffic until Granny Grugga’s famed cheese stew saved the day. This funny event sparked talks about new bridge rules like nap areas and stew stocks to prevent nap-induced jam.
Dralguk Ironvoice examines troll diplomacy, understanding negotiations for peace among Northern and Eastern clans and tactics of Western and Southern ones. Explore troll politics and warfare strategies.
Top pitcher Grizzle Rockarm suffers a Pitcher’s Plague injury. Rokkro Musclejaw explores the tough journey and impacts of the exciting boulder-toss sport.
Troll King Gobbledegook is again in a scandal, now risking his reign due to corruption charges. Stick around as Grumtusk Blodhode investigates this and our kingdom’s future.
Discover trends in fashion from micro miniskirts to athleisure-lingerie mixes and androgynous styles. Study their function, assess their practicality, and know top brands, from a style-savvy troll’s view.
Uncover the skiing controversy with potential disqualification for Norwegians, Lindvik and Forfang, at the World Championships due to dress code breaches. Explore the troll world and its lesson on honesty and fair play.
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