TrollOil AS Denies Oil to the USA, Citing “Excessive Orange Human Activity

TrollOil AS, a Norwegian oil company run by trolls, has decided to quit selling its oil to the USA due to what it calls ‘excessive stupidity’. The CEO demands an apology on a goat’s skull, whilst amidst this drama, other world leaders are stockpiling troll oil, boosting TrollOil’s sales to unprecedented heights.