TorgulMalta: Where Ancient Stones Judge You and Sea Trolls Seduce You with Gelato
Explore Malta’s quirky charm, vibrant history, delicious pastizzi, and legendary tales in this humorous travel guide from Smygra Alanyaheart.
A Whirlwind Visit to Dubrovnik: Where Every Corner is a Picture-Perfect Moment, and Everyone’s a Secret Troll
Discover Dubrovnik, Croatia’s stunning gem famed for medieval city walls, breathtaking sea views, delectable seafood, and charmingly witty local encounters.
Canada: Where Moose Outnumber People and Syrup Is a National Security Risk (But Seriously, Why Is It So Nice Here?)
Join certified troll traveler Smygra Alanyaheart on a humorous journey through Canada—exploring majestic nature, polite cities, poutine, and a secret syrup cartel.
Kraków: The City That Tried to Outsmart a Dragon (and Still Charges You for Breadsticks)
Explore Kraków, Poland’s enchanting former royal capital, filled with medieval charm, delicious pierogi, legendary dragons, and delightfully quirky troll lore.
The Monsterparade: Where Bavaria Gets Weird, Wild, and a Little Too Real
Experience Bavaria’s wild side at the annual Monsterparade in Miesbach, a quirky festival filled with bizarre costumes, terrifying trolls, and Bavarian humor.
The Red Beach: Where Nature Goes Full Vampire on You
Explore Red Beach in Panjin, China—a surreal crimson marshland known for its vibrant Sueda plants, unique wildlife, quirky local trolls, and Instagram-worthy views.
?“I Tried to Escape the Cold… So I Went to Copenhagen”
Explore Copenhagen through a humorous troll’s perspective, covering Danish culture, food adventures, biking escapades, and hidden gems with playful insights.
The Acropolis of Athens: A Giant Marble Drama with Better Views Than Zeus Himself
Explore the Acropolis with humor and sass—join Smygra Alanyaheart’s troll-infused tour of Athens’ iconic ruins, myths, and quirky travel tips.
Sealanya: Where Dolphins Judge You in Perfect Synchronization
Discover Sealanya near Alanya, Turkey—a marine park offering dolphin shows, snorkeling adventures, stingray encounters, and playful aquatic troll guides.
“I Climbed Machu Picchu and All I Got Was Altitude Sickness (and Spiritual Enlightenment)”
Discover Machu Picchu through humor and adventure in this witty guide featuring magical trolls, altitude tips, llama encounters, and essential travel insights.