By Brumle Brattnakk, The Smartest Troll in All of Norway (self-declared and loudly repeated)
Ah, gather ’round, ye moss-covered kin and curious creatures! Let me regale you with tales from the world of humans, where the wizards of the glowing rectangles—those tech-smiths of the South Korean realm known as Samsung—have unveiled contraptions that boggle even a troll’s mind.
The Enchanted Stretchy Screen
Picture this: a magical window, not bound by rigid frames, but one that stretches and bends like the taffy of the mountain elves. Samsung, in its infinite quest to outdo the trickster gods, has conjured a screen that can expand to 125% of its original size. Imagine pulling on your scrying mirror and watching it grow! No longer must humans be confined to the puny dimensions of their devices; now, they can stretch their visions to new horizons. But beware, dear mortals, for with great flexibility comes great… flimsiness?
The Folding Funbox
Not content with mere stretchiness, these tech sorcerers have also birthed a folding gaming device, reminiscent of a certain plumber-jumping contraption. This gadget folds in half, making it pocket-friendly for those with sizable pockets. Now, humans can carry their digital distractions with ease, unfolding them whenever the urge to escape reality strikes. It’s as if they’ve taken a page from the dwarves’ book of compact craftsmanship, though one wonders if it can withstand the clumsy hands of a troll.
The Briefcase of Moving Pictures
And lo! There’s more! A television that folds into a briefcase, perfect for the traveling bard or the nomadic merchant. No longer must one be tethered to a single hearth to enjoy moving pictures; now, the magic can be carried from village to village, unfolding tales wherever one roams. Truly, the line between sorcery and technology grows ever thinner.
A Troll’s Musings
While these inventions are indeed marvels of human ingenuity, one must ponder: are they built to last? In the hands of a troll, such delicate devices would surely meet a swift and tragic end. And what of the purpose? Do humans seek to make their lives easier, or are they merely ensnaring themselves further in the web of glowing distractions?
In the end, whether stretching screens or folding funboxes, one thing remains certain: humans will never cease their relentless pursuit of the next shiny thing. And we trolls? We’ll be here, watching, chuckling, and occasionally smashing those shiny things with our clubs.
Brumle Brattnakk, The Smartest Troll in All of Norway (self-declared and loudly repeated)
Inspired by this article link: Samsung unveils screen you can STRETCH, TV that fits in a briefcase and foldable games console that slips into pockets
? Grumbold Boulderchewer:
“Bah! In my day, screens stayed flat and shattered properly when you sat on ’em!”
? Snorta Underbridge:
“Why fold a TV when you can just throw a rock at it and call it done?”
? Milda Mossfoot:
“That stretch-thing tried to stretch at me. I bit it. Didn’t taste like elk.”
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? Thromp Flatknuckle:
“Foldy-phone? More like flippy-flop-fail. My club folds bones just fine.”
? Groda Gigglegut:
“TV in a briefcase? I got soup in a skull. Guess which one’s more fun at parties.”
Speaking of fascinating display innovations, you might also enjoy exploring the fascinating world of flexible technology with the article on Flexible Display. If you’re curious about the latest advances in smartphone design, don’t miss the Wikipedia entry on Foldable smartphones. And for a dive into how technology can blend seamlessly into everyday items, check out the concept of the Rollable Display.
