“Nature has better infrastructure than we do,” say locals, knee-deep in sludge.
By Blørgilda Mudgrumble
Local News & Weather Reporter, AncientNews.com
Ah, Stomprangler. Jewel of Trollheim’s southern hills, if the jewel were chipped, poorly cut, and constantly sliding off its mount and into a goat pasture.
This morning, just as the sun threatened to peek through the clouds (don’t worry—it didn’t), a generous mudslide oozed its way down Groanridge Hill and across the only vaguely functional road leading out of town. Again.
City officials, clearly shocked (why?) by the latest installment of their ongoing natural disaster series, responded with their usual flair: standing around in high-visibility cloaks pointing at mud while pretending to have a plan.
“It’s a freak event,” claimed Warthrog Slomp, Head of Unread Emergency Scrolls. “We couldn’t have predicted this.”
Oh really, Warthrog? You couldn’t have predicted the 347th mudslide this month, on the same slope, during the same rainstorm pattern, in a town literally named after stomping and wrangling the land?
Locals weren’t amused. “I missed my appointment to shout at the council,” grumbled old Marnla Gribnack, whose cart of spoiled leeks was swept into a ditch. “That was my only joy this week.”
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Meanwhile, an unofficial detour has been established by a group of enterprising bridge trolls who now charge two moss coins and a riddle to bypass the wreckage. Authorities warn against this route, citing “aggressive troll poetry” and the fact that the bridge itself is made of damp twine and desperation.
As of this evening, the mud remains unmoved, the road remains closed, and the townsfolk remain exactly where Trollheim’s planning department clearly wants them: stuck, annoyed, and late for everything.
But on the bright side, the clouds are thickening, and there’s a promising stench of incoming rain. At least some things in life still function as intended.
More on this miserable mess as it continues to slowly slide toward the mayor’s office.
Blørgilda Mudgrumble
Local News & Weather Reporter, AncientNews.com
(Praying for thunder. Again.)
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