The recently concluded Paris Fashion Week was a spectacle of human extravagance, showcasing trends that left even the most seasoned trolls scratching their heads. Here’s a glimpse into the madness:
- Bloomers Are Back: Yes, you heard that right. Those puffy undergarments from the 19th century have made a triumphant return. Modern designers and influencers are embracing these voluminous shorts, blending retro frills with contemporary fashion sensibilities. Apparently, wearing what resembles inflated shorts is now the pinnacle of style.
- One-Legged Jeans: In a move that defies both logic and practicality, French fashion house Coperni introduced $440 one-legged jeans. These avant-garde denim creations combine one pant leg with the appearance of shorts, sparking fierce debates among fashion enthusiasts. While some influencers are embracing the trend, others are left questioning its sanity.
- 80s Glamour Revival: Stella McCartney took a nostalgic trip back to the 1980s, presenting high hemlines, power-shouldered suits, and thigh-high boots. Models in crystal leotards and lace tights danced through an office setting, illustrating McCartney’s bold take on a “day-to-night” wardrobe for working humans. Because nothing says professionalism like sequins and lace in the workplace.
- Denim Up to the Ribcage: Amal Clooney was spotted in Hollywood wearing ultra-high-waisted jeans that grazed her ribs, paired with an ultra-cropped chequered blazer. This ensemble showcases the human penchant for combining discomfort with style, as they continue to push the boundaries of how high pants can go.
- Punk Revival with a British Twist: Kenzo’s latest show departed from its usual jungle prints, embracing punk-inspired tailoring and a British streetwear vibe. The collection featured shawl-collared tuxedo jackets with kimono influences, low-slung harem pants, and visible lingerie details. Because when in doubt, mix everything together and call it fashion.
So there you have it, fellow trolls. The humans continue to astound us with their fashion choices, proving once again that their capacity for sartorial absurdity knows no bounds.
