By Grumtusk Blodhode, Political and World News Reporter at AncientNews.com
In the shadowy hours when respectable trolls are snoring off their mead, Troll King Gromgar the Clueless decided it was the perfect time to scribble his latest decree. This hasty proclamation, inked under the dim glow of a fungus lantern, aims to boot out a horde of goblins, ogres, and other “undesirables” from our mossy realms. And how did he execute this masterstroke? By signing it in the dead of night and shoving them onto caravans before the rooster-trolls could crow.
Chief Judge Boulderbash, clearly miffed at being woken from his slumber, grilled the king’s lackeys, demanding to know why this decree was signed “in the dark on Friday, early Saturday morning, and then these creatures rushed onto the caravans.” He mused aloud, “To me, the only reason to do that is if you know the problem and you want to get them out of the kingdom before a suit is filed.” Fox News
But let’s not kid ourselves. This isn’t the first time Gromgar’s tried to flex his royal muscles only to pull a hamstring. Remember when he attempted to dissolve the Guild of Educators, thinking it would boost the kingdom’s intelligence overnight? Spoiler: it didn’t. ABC News
Now, with this latest stunt, Gromgar’s not just playing with fire; he’s juggling torches soaked in dragon oil. Legal scholars are scratching their warty heads, warning that this could spark a constitutional crisis. But does Gromgar care? Nah. He’s too busy plotting his next half-baked scheme, perhaps to outlaw rain during the Mud Festival.ABC News
So, fellow trolls, as we munch on our breakfast rocks and sip swamp juice, let’s watch this circus unfold. After all, it’s not every day you see a king trip over his own feet while trying to dance on the tightrope of power.
Grumtusk Blodhode – Politics
Troll King’s Midnight Decree Sparks Outrage and Confusion
