By Grumtusk Blodhode – Politics
In a move that reeks of tyranny and the stench of rotting moss, Troll King Gormak the Unhinged has swung his mighty club at the heart of free speech, obliterating the Voice of Trollheim (VoT) and sending its scribes scurrying into the shadows. This brazen act of censorship has left our once-booming trollish airwaves as silent as a rock.
Gormak’s Grudge Against the Quill-Bearers
Gormak, never one to tolerate a dissenting grunt, accused VoT of spreading “left-wing drivel” and acting as a propaganda machine for the rival Stonefoot Clan. In his infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), he declared that state-funded media like VoT are as outdated as a troll without warts. Consequently, over a thousand troll journalists and staff have been tossed aside like yesterday’s bone scraps, their work access denied, their voices muzzled.
Critics Roar Back
This despotic decree has not gone unnoticed. Troll Chief Boulderbash of the Rockslide Clan bellowed, “VoT was our shield against the human filth’s lies! Now, Gormak has left us defenseless!” Even the usually indifferent Swampwitches have croaked their disapproval, fearing that without VoT, foreign goblin propaganda will seep into our swamps unchecked.
A Future Without Voice
With VoT’s silence, the void is quickly being filled by the venomous whispers of human and goblin broadcasters, eager to twist troll minds with their deceit. The once proud and raucous debates that echoed through our caves are now replaced with the eerie hush of uncertainty.
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Grumtusk’s Grumble
This isn’t just an attack on a news network; it’s an assault on every troll’s right to know, to question, and to bellow their discontent. If Gormak thinks this will silence the truth, he’s dumber than a rock-eating gnome. We trolls have long memories and even longer grudges. The flames of free speech may be dimmed, but they are far from extinguished.
Stay vigilant, my fellow trolls. The fight for our voice has just begun.
Grumtusk Blodhode – Politics
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